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Personally, I can't believe someone would be caught dead with one of these pieces of proletarian rubbish.

At my law firm, Clifford Chance, a most prestigious English establishment, we use quill and ink, as other civilised professionals are most fond of using.

The very thought of using an injection-molded plastic instrument to draft earth-shaping corporate documents offends my professional sensibilities.

With Prestige and Honour,

H. Maxwell Harbinger VI, Esq.

- One of the many mischievous reviewers who have taken over Amazon.com's customer reviews for... a plain Bic pen

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[Barb]

Wow - it's like he has n injection-molded plastic instrument lodged in a body cavity somewhere...