The best part of Vanity Fair has always been the Proust Questionnaire, which poses roughly the same set of questions each month to a different celebrity. In honor of a new book compiling the questionnaires, Vanity Fair is letting you fill out your own PQ and will tell you the celebrities with whom you match most closely. (Be forewarned - they don't actually show you your match's answers.) So I took it, eagerly awaiting my results. Might I be close to Emma Thompson, Catherine Deneuve, Ted Kennedy or some other brilliant luminary?
No. No, I'm not. My answers matched with Joan Collins (97.8%!) and Yoko Ono (86.62%).
Try your luck here.