More Favorite Tweets

In August, I posted a list of some of my favorite tweets.  Since I don't seem to be generating much of my own content, I've decided to post some more....

andyroddick - was at target this morning, and the only shirt on the clearance rack was one that i had bought 3 months ago.... how do i take this? [I just love the fact that Andy Roddick bought a shirt at Target.]

TheOnion - BREAKING: Democrats Hoping To Take Control Of Congress From Republican Minority In 2010

ereillypdx - Polar Express is the creepiest film ever. It's like watching a film acted by CPR dummies.

JElvisWeinstein - I didn't think Jordan's HOF speech was petty until he pulled out the list of license plate #'s that have cut him off in traffic

TheOnion - New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths

davidschneider - Jack Bauer time. Got 24 hrs to save the world. If by "save the world" you understand "decide the font for my website"

pdxtrailblazers - Blazers trail Suns 55-48, not 28. Sorry for the heart attack

simonpegg - Love that parts of London still feel Dickensian. Dark little alleyways lit by festive cheer. You can almost smell the tuberculosis.

TheOnion - Rod Stewart Mistaken For Elderly Aunt

DougCoupland - Once people begin to buy their first adult permanent furniture, that’s when they’ve locked into their final personality.

stephenfry - America should be awake now. Hope you're enjoying your holiday. There's still time to reconsider: Britain will have you back, if you behave.

SaraLibby - Oh good, there's a March 2006 copy of Child magazine in my doctor's office. Consider me entertained.

TheOnion - In Focus: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

andyroddick - watching soccer highlights. wouldnt it be great if whenever u did something good at your job u could run around screaming without a shirt?

brianlibby - It's 34 degrees and an ice cream truck has briskly pulled up outside, right over the edge of the curb, as if someone needs a cone like CPR.

TheOnion - In Focus: Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan

tonyfaulkner - Dear outgoing HR person, as you were non-ridiculous, I should not be surprised to hear you're leaving.

brianlibby RT @mattdavis999 @EricDSnider: Anyway, my point is, Tommy Lee Jones looks like a shar pei.

TheOnion - Unstoppable Killing Machine Out Of Toner

davidschneider - Us Brits will be drifting to bed soon. Americans, please leave Twitter in the state you'd like to find it.

Dschrempf - Why am I always the freak in every company picture?

TheOnion Obama Tells Nation He's Going Out For Cigarettes

JElvisWeinstein The two Koreas are resuming border traffic. I'm looking at you, Oasis.