"Tom and Katie got engaged. The Scientologist Svengali popped the M-word early this morning on top of the Eiffel Tower right before a conveniently scheduled War of the Worlds press conference. 'Today is a magnificent day for me,' Tom told reporters. 'I'm engaged to a magnificent woman.' Katie did not speak to reporters, but was seen mouthing the words 'Help me. Why won't any of you help me?'"- From the Friday, June 17 item in the "One Day at a Time" column in this week's Portland Mercury
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