FUP

Fuck You, Penguin ("a blog in which I tell cute animals what's what") is the funniest website I've seen in ages.  Just go to it, scroll down and look at the photos and headlines.  If you don't believe me, check out this excerpt on the 'silky hen', entitled "What is even going on here?":

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"Here we go. The silky fucking hen. What is this thing thinking when it goes outside every day? It's like David Bowie meets Tim Burton meets Colonel Sanders. Did you just step out into the light after a night of clubbing? CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.

I'm just going to be honest: I'm terrified of you. I don't know if it's the pom-pom specifically or just that I didn't know it was possible to get whites that white, but something about your look says "I'm coming to steal your dreams." So stay away from me, you dream-stealing poultry devil."

Thanks to David, who can distill what's great on the web like it's nobody's business.